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Thursday, December 29, 2011

Top Unpleasing Facts About Women in Uganda

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I heard so many things about women but I do not think all of them are true, I think many people have not been fair in the way they judge women given the fact that these people are the reason why we all exist. However, a fact is fact, its real, and its true. Some of the unpleasant facts, I have heard about women include;

Fact number 1
By the time a woman clocks 40 she MUST have slept with 36 men. Oh no, that is so terrible. Some time I wish it was not a fact. It really scares me so much given the fact that my wife will also have slept with 36 men by the time she makes 40.


Fact number 2,

By the time a woman reaches 30, she must have aborted at least 5 times. I believe in that fact without hesitation. I know so many girls below 25 years who have already made more than 5 abortions. It really sounds awful but it is true, trust me.


Fact number 3,


By the time a woman makes 45, she MUST have consulted a witchdoctor; this is another fact about girls and women which I believe to be true. Women make themselves so desperate many times that they can do anything to save something. Women consult witchdoctors mostly for reasons like to save their marriages, to gain success and to find love. The bad side of it is that, those things do not work.


Fact number 4

This is the most factual fact about women; every woman must have seduced more than 1000 men by time she makes 50. I however believe that that number is so small, it should be somewhere above 5000 men. By seducing, I mean, every act a woman does to make a man feel some thing, be it lust, love or even infatuation.
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Saturday, November 5, 2011

Keep Your Husband In a Funny Way

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Hey, are you one of those women, or wives who would like to keep their husband, well, i know most all women would want it. But there are some who do not want to admit it.

Anyway, i have heard of a day care for husbands, you have got me right. Instead of taking your child to a day care. This works well for women who are workaholics and those who would like good time to relax


This time, you are going to take your husband, not your child to the day, see




Did you think i was lying, no, actually, i have spent years without doing so. No, you have a chance to keep your husband safe.

But, you should remember that i will not be responsible if your husband decides to admire or even do anything strange with the day care women.
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Friday, March 25, 2011

Loving a Woman with Kids

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I was hearing about men who bravely marry women who have kids. I could not understand it given the fact that there exist so many women. But let me tell you something, i fell into the same pit like the people i used not to understand.

You know, my wedding is in two months time, and i am going to wed this young beautiful girl, But wait a minute. She has two kids, she gave birth to her first kid when she was 17.

Many people are now asking me so many questions and many of them wonder whether our marriages will ever work. To be insecure, i sometimes fell insecure when i think abiut the father of the kids.

I love the 2 beautiful girls and i am ready to treat them as my own kids. I know it is going to be tough, but i am ready
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