Tuesday, November 30, 2010

I Will Marry Lady Gaga

I am not so much into music but i have to confess that i know Lady Gaga. I am one of those people who can not tell you who sung which song and which singer sings better. I have so many other things which take my time than hearing gossip about which musician is preganant or cheatyed on the wife. However, even though iam that grean about music, i at least know Lady Gaga.

Well, i only came to know about her recently when i read somewhere i do not remember that she was ahead of president Barack Obama when it comes to facebook rankings. Thats when i first heard about her name, anywhere, i guess no one came to know about her long time ago since the girl is barely 24. I got interested in knowing which woman could be more followed than a US president.

So, I embarked on the journey to search for Lady Gaga, that's when i discovered that woman i was beginning to fall in love with wears wired clothes, i do not know whether she puts on clothes all the time because many times, it seems like she wears metallic material.

I said to my self, i will marry Lady Gaga, it looked like my dream was coming true until i found out that she has a boyfriend Luc Car, and that they has a commitment ceremony in Greece. I was heart broken but not taken down, you see, those celebrity never settle in relationships, i know that one day she will be free again and i will pose by her side. As for now, i wish Lady Gaga a happy love until she separates with her boyfriend. And i will marry Lady Gaga.
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Going Home- Fantasic

After a long period , i finally went back home. hey, i am not meaning the place where i stay. I mean, home. The place where i was born. I had always missed home, the place of my childhood memories. Well, i was born in a small town called Wobulenzi in Uganda . But as you know, after my university studies i moved to Kampala to look for work. My parents put all there hopes in me and they expected me to care for every one close.

That was the beginning of the problem, i got a job but it was only enough to sustain me and meet my daily needs, i could not have enough to take home. So kept my self in Kampala as a real prodigal son. I could go home because they expect me to take a lot. Actually people at home though i was doing so well.

I am now happy that after changing my life around, i managed to achieve my goals. The first thing i thought about was to go home, to see my mum whom love so much and my dad. It was a moment to remember in my life. I could not wait any longer to step out of the taxi.

Well, a lot had changed at home, people around the town have constructed new houses, there is alot of development in the area. Many of my childhood friends are already married, i was glad to see all the people i grew up with me. Most girls have given birth  and some are pregnant. I moved around home and found new neighbors. Its a good to finally be at home.
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Friday, November 12, 2010

I do not Love her, but i Fear to tell her

I can not believe that this is happening to me. You see, i have spent a long time looking for love but i think it came in a wrong way. You, know, one of my friends connected me to a woman she knew and she suggested that we marry.  I have to confess that we had a good date. It was a night out to remember with this woman who was also in need a man.

You see, i have always wished to get a girl or woman who is not quarrelsome or short tempered, love is a flower which must be tendered and such help nothing in  building love. The problem is that when i began talking to this girl, she told me how she is a woman of hot temper. well, she looks beautiful and i am told that she is well behaved and respectful. But i swear, i fear hard women, you know, i am a soft guy who fears to be broken by a woman, i have a soft heart, a soft voice and a soft temper.

The girl friend who connected with me is now saying that it will be bad for her if i do not proceed with the love plans. The girl is also serious, she liked me a lot and she is ready to marry me immediately. I wish i could love her, marry her and make her happy.

I do not know what to do, she has remain in communication since then but i fear to tell her that our love can not be. Its not that i do not love her. Its just that i cant stand the words she told about her character. She is asking  me to tell her if i will marry her.I do not know how to say that it will not be possible. She is a very good woman who deserves no pain and i now do not know what to do.
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Announcing My Wedding

Hi Friends, I am so happy to inform you that i am soon going to Wed, actually the wedding is scheduled to take place the last week of March next year. Everyone is welcome. The plans and preparations for the wedding are in full gear. My family members and friends are so supportive and i thank them a lot for that.

I will inform you about the reception venue later. I though that i will be nervous when my wedding period comes, however, i feel happy because i am finally going to leave the hard single life to stay with my wife for ever.

Yes, i didn't tell you, about the woman i am going to wed, actually, i do not know her yet. I have only made the wedding program, set all the dates and find all the venues. But the is one problem. I have not yet found the bride. It is only obstacle present but i am sure that by the time March comes, i will have her.
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Monday, November 8, 2010

Once Upon a Time in Africa


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Sunday, November 7, 2010

If you are Single, Free and Searching

If you are single and searching, then you have advertise your self. Many men would like to tell you that they love but they fear, So help them to tell you how they love by marketing your self. This can work on your T-shirt

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I Proposed Marrige to my only Love - She Said NO

Well, today is has been my worst day in my life, Do you remamber the girl i told you about, the one who is my long time Love, well, i only rember elling you that i traced her again. The bad thing is that things have chanegd alot in her eyes.

Though i havekept my self all the years waiting for the time i will meet her again, she did not so the same, she got another man, though i can not blame her simply because she was not sure wheteher i was keeping my self for her.

But i did not give up on my love just like that, just today, i went to my knees begging her to love once again. If your read my other articles about her, we separated due to the distance between us. Our love never ended officially since we only lost communication. I found her traced her a few day back after 6 years of intnse  serach for her.

I could not believe it when she said no to my proposal for marriage, she said she had since moved on though she told me how she is sorry for everything. I can believe my self, i feel like my heart is bursting. This love i have for her is only hurting me.
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Why did the USA use Bunyoro?

I was checking this link from by the USA goverment about Uganda but i failed to underasynda why they used Buyoro instead of Banyoro.

Under the section of People (about people in Uganda), they have this info

Nationality: Noun and adjective--Ugandan(s).
Population (2007): 30.9 million.
Annual growth rate (2008 est.): 3.3%.
Ethnic groups: Baganda, Banyankole, Bahima, Bakiga, Banyarwanda, Bunyoro, Batoro, Langi, Acholi, Lugbara, Karamojong, Basoga, Bagisu, and others.
Religions (2007): Christian 85%, Muslim 12%, other 2%.
Languages: English (official); Luganda and numerous other local languages. Swahili is generally spoken only among the Ugandan military.
Education: Attendance (2008; primary school completion rate)--54%. Literacy (2003)--70%.
Health (2008 est.): Infant mortality rate--78/1,000. Life expectancy--51 yrs.

If you can note, they used Bunyoro instead of Banyoro, any idea?
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Saturday, November 6, 2010

The Death Of MTN Zone

Over the past years, MTN Uganda has been using the MTN zone promotion to hook subscribers to thier network, actaull, it has worked for them and i know they have nade alot of good profits. MTN being the major playere in the ugandan telecomucnication martket, has always charged high inteconnection fees from competitors which pushed call rate in uganda higher than the acceptable.

But thing have changed now, ever since the other telecom playes in uganda like Uganda Telecom, Uganda Telecom. Orange Uganda, Zain Uganda and I-tel lowered their tarriffs to a mera 3 shillings per second. MTN has been losing hundreds of subcrbers per day, they tried to counter this challange by thier usual too uch adversing only to discover that they are losing.

Recently MTN has also introduced calling for 3 seconds though it still remains the most expensive network in Uganda when calling other telecom companies at 5 Ugandan shillings per second. We can now say good to MTN Zone and welcome the new tariffs though MTN may soon fail out out if they do not reduce call rates t other networks
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My old time Love

I one of those guys who had given love a break. You see, there is some girl i had told that "I love you", and i ave been true to my word. We have not been together for around 6 years and i think we will never be together. You know, after telling telling her that she is the woman of my heart, we separeted, it was separetion by distance- not by hearts.

She remained my love and i remained her love. But as the years went on, we lost communication, and i think that is when i lost her. In my heart, i kept her close and i have been waiting for her to return from where ever she got lost from. Yes, a few days back i traced her, she is a student at some University in Uganda.

I guess you can see how happy i was when i saw her, but do you know what? i looked at her face and it was clear she was not happy to see me, it seems she had moved on, and may be, she got another man. When asked her for a day or night out, she told me that she is busy all the time, that is when i knew that she is no longer mine. I feel bad i have kept a;; my love for this old time love of mine just to discover i have wasted a lot of my time
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President Becomes Rapper

Some one said that "Everything is possible if you believe" I think he was right. I never imagined that a president of  great nation can really become a rapper. I am not talking about a former president, i am talking about the current president of Uganda

You see, its election time in Uganda, i mean campagining time, i think, real electiosn will be held some time in Febraury of next year. But things are getting hot for all the candiadtes. From one promise to another canidates ate still finding ot hard to convice the elections.

What president Kaguta Museveni did was to release a song, which he called "Another Rap". He is now busy singing it where ever he goes to look for votes. The song is in his mother language (Luknyankole) with a few lines in English. Many people in the opposition have called this song by the president of Uganda a mere poem with no meaning where as those who support Yoweri Kaguta Musaeveni hace called  the song of the Year
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Erias Lukwago- Kampala's Messiah

It is tough times in Uganda and Kampala. There has been a lot of traffic jam in the past, yes, guys have been having nomination trail in the past. You know, its election time in Uganda, provieded  iam not confusing it  with campagning time. Well, i gueasse all of them lead to the same thing- a winner and a loser

I really do not want to be a politician and i guesse i will never be, but there are some  things whoch no one should igonore. I am a Kampalanian, hoping that word exists. So i would like what is good for kampala. You know, i have seen how the poor people suffer in Kampala and i have seen how Erias Lukwago has been figthing on thier side.

A few months ago, Lukwago won, not the mayoral elecions but the electral commison in court over plling stations which are found in miliatary places. That was his effort and noe, some guys want to come and enjoy his fruits.

Its not about campaigning for any one one, its about capability which Erais Lukwago has. I am  not forcing you to vote for any one in the coming elections, but i advise you to vote wisely
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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Fake Yahoo Mail messeges- Stay Warned

Well, many people are  losing there yahoo mail addresses and other information when they respond to fake yahoo messages which are just scams sent by people who prentend to be Yahoo system administrators. So, if you see a yahoo mail which looks like the one below, please do not reply

Yahoo! Mail Classic
Dear User,

We are sorry to inform you that we are currently working on securing our
server, during this process accounts which are not manually verified by us
will be deleted, Please confirm and submit your information for manual

Please provide these informations:
Email Name:
user account:
date of birth:

Warning Account owner that refuses to update his/her account after two
weeks of receiving this warning will lose his or her account permanently.
Thanks  Yahoo
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